Dachshund Jokes - Number 1
A German Shepherd, Labrador and a dachshund all died and they are waiting in front of God.
God asks all the dogs what they believe in.
God asked The German Shepherd “What do you believe in?”
The German Shepherd answers: “I believe in discipline, training, and loyalty to my owner.”
“Great,” says God, “take a seat on my left side.”
“Labrador, what do you believe in?” Asks God.
The Labrador answers: “I believe in fun, play, and loving my owner.”
“Ah,” God said, “You can come sit at my right side.”
Then he looks at the dachshund: “And how about you?”
The dachshund hops up on the throne, curls up in a little ball and says, “I believe you’re in my seat!”
Do you know why Dachshunds always nap in the shade?
Because they don’t like being hot dogs.
My dachshund is so smart.
No matter where I park my car, he’ll always find it in the barking lot.
what do you give a dachshund with a fever.
Mustard...it’s the best thing for a hot dog
Did you hear about the dumb cowboy that got a dachshund?
Someone told him “get along little doggie.”
What’s a dog’s dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.
How do you stop your dachshund from barking in your front yard?
Put him in your backyard
Why is a noisy yappy dachshund like a tree?
They both have a lot of bark.
What should you do when your dachshund chews your dictionary?
Take the words right out of his mouth.
Why do dachshunds hate telemarketing calls?
They don’t like being hounded.
What do dachshunds and phones have in common? They both have Collar ID