Looking for funny Labrador jokes to share with fellow dog lovers? Here’s our favourites that you can use for birthday cards, special occasions or just to make someone laugh.

Best Labrador Jokes

What do you call a Labrador that becomes a magician?

A Labracadabrador.

Did you guys hear about the Labrador who left her puppies in the street?

She was fined for littering.

A Dachshund and a Labrador are walking together when the former suddenly unloads on his friend.

“My life is a mess,” he says. “My owner is mean, my girlfriend ran away with a Pomeranian and I’m as jittery as a cat.”

“Why don’t you go see a psychiatrist?” suggests the Labrador.

“I can’t. I’m not allowed on the couch.”

Why did the Labrador go to the vet?

Because he was feeling ruff.

Why do Labradors make terrible dancers?

Because they have two left paws.

What do you get when you cross a Labrador with a snowman?

Frosty paws.

Why did the Labrador bring toilet paper to the party?

Because he was a party pooper.

How does a Labrador answer the phone?

Woof, woof, who’s there?

Why don’t Labradors play poker in the jungle?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

What do you call a Labrador that loves to swim?

A Lab-swimmer-dor!

Why did the Labrador refuse to eat the homework?

Because he thought it was a lab report.

How do you know if a Labrador is having a bad day?

He’s a little ruff around the edges.